dungeons and dragons part 2

ok, i shouldn't be allowed to play DnD. All of my characters are the unluckiest people there is. My rogue wound up tripping over a bannister while attacking this guy and broke his wrist.(i rolled two natural 1's on my attack, the only thing that kept me from dying was the 19 i rolled after that.) I have played with many characters and they have all met with an early demise. I had a fourth addition Palidan who died after getting hit once by a hobgoblin. My dark elf assasin came close to death because he became the potion identifier for the group(he needed a healling potion and had three random potions that were broken shoved down his throat.).